I couldn't have a website without a message board to cater to all you message board hoppers out there. Buncha nerds... why don't you go outside or something?
Here is where you can absolutely rip me and my website to pieces... but you can only do it with words, smiley faces, and a yard of dental floss. Are you ready there, Macgyver? POST AWAY!
I've fashioned the floss into a taut trip-wire, so as to make both you and your website fall over at the exact time I've set. You'll never know when it's going to happen, but when it does on August 12th 2009 at 3:01 PM, POW! Right on the pavement!